Share Your Creepy Guy Moments – We All Have Them

Creepdogs, who are so desperate just to say hi, to get smell of your perfume, awkwardly saying the creepiest things a man can say.
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By Guest Columnist “CreepDog Expert” – Share Your Creepy Guy Moments – We All Have Them

Time and time again, I find myself in front of someone who takes it to a level that you never thought could happen. Then you realize that it has been happening all of our lives, just in so many different forms. Taking it back to the old school, remembering every guy trying their hardest just to get a piece. As I got older, it was almost like these guys never grew up, stuck and never understood that they were downright creepy.

Often I wonder do these creepy guys actually know they are creepdogs? Do they know when they have crossed the line from “oh so cute” to its time to “call the cops”, this one is going to kill me!

Ever had a guy at the gym, look at you from a distance, you know he is looking at you, but you make sure not to make eye contact. Then he starts working the room, pacing and trying to act as if he is working out, but deep down inside you are saying “please don’t talk to me”.

The moment you are ready to get off the machine, sweating and pumped from your vigorous workout, you turn, boom, in your face is the same creepy guy gym stalker. “So you work out here often”, or the older guy who says, “you remind me of my daughter”!

Deep down inside you are like, “what the hell, your daughter?” Knowing deep down inside that this guy just wants to sleep with me, Sorry No, Creepdog!

It has come to the point where I have laughed so hard, with my friends, family, coworkers and many others about all these creepy men who just do not know when they have crossed the line.

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Creepdog Numero Uno!

Creepdogs, who are so desperate just to say hi, to get smell of your perfume, awkwardly saying the creepiest things a man can say. Do not get me wrong, it takes a lot of guts to walk up to a woman and speak to her, or vice versa but cmon, just because I’m Asian doesn’t mean my vagina is sideways. Ha!

All True Creepy Guy Stories..!

These happened to me, not only to me but my friends, who have shared the funniest stories about the creepiest of men. Finally I laughed so hard, that I created a site dedicated to allowing other women to laugh at the stupidity of men.

Creepdog.com is a site where you can sign up, create a profile, share your funniest, weirdest and creepiest creepdog stories. Not only can you share your stories, but you can comment on others, laughing together anonymously and letting it all out.

Finally I have a place to share with you and hope for you to come and share with me. From woman to woman, female to female, person to person. Those creepy guy moments that you know we all can relate to.

Sit Back, Relax, Sign Up and enjoy the show, it will get bump but the experience will bring a lot of laughs!

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Coleen Singer is a writer, photographer, film editor and all-around geeky gal at Sssh.com, where she often waxes eloquent about sex, porn, sex toys, censorship, the literary and pandering evils of Fifty Shades of Grey and other topics not likely to be found on the Pulitzer Prize shortlist. She is also the editor and curator of EroticScribes.com. When she is not doing all of the above, Singer is an amateur stock-car racer and enjoys modifying vintage 1970s cars for the racetrack. Oh, she also likes porn.
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