COLT® Mega™ Anal Dildo by California Exotics

Jayne Hathaway

Jayne Hathaway

Jayne Hathaway is a feature columnist and sex toy reviewer at Sssh.com.After her long career as a burlesque performer and lecturer on post-modern feminism in and around Boston, she now lives in blissful seclusion in Vermont with her 5 Labrador Retrievers and a neurotic African Grey Parrot. When not taking care of her Llama breeding micro ranch and sugaring off maple syrup, she enjoys knitting, reviewing sex toys and writing about sex positive issues.

No relation to Nancy Kulp's character on "The Beverly Hillbillies", she indeed was the character that "Miss Jane" was based on via a chance late-night sexual encounter she had with the TV show's creator, Paul Henning (also creator of Petticoat Junction and Green Acres), in 1960 to organize the presidential campaign of John F. Kennedy.

Jayne remains a little pissed to this day for this 1961 "identity theft" by the TV studio, but is not making a big deal about it.
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    COLT® Mega™ Anal Dildo by California Exotics

    by Jayne Hathaway from Sssh.com, The Web’s Premier  Porn Site for Women and Couples 

    The COLT Mega Anal Dildo comes in a red , white and black clear case.  It is Power Packed with 10 Functions Plus 4 Speeds and Water Proof Created from Hygienically Superior Silicone, it features and easy touch controller with LED  The COLT Mega is 6 inches in length and 2.25 inches in diameter.

    coltBeing a gal that is “sometimes” into anal, I was happy to see this come in for review.  There are so few really GOOD anal insertion toys coming out these days, it was a nice variation from the usual. But….. upon opening the package, out came this HUGE anal toy.  And I mean HUGE!!!!!

    A bit perplexed, I sent a link to the CalExotics site to a gay male friend of mine for some advice.  His instant reply was “Oh sweetie! That’s for Gay guys, not a skinny little straight vanilla gal like you!”.

    Undaunted, I took the Colt Mega out of its packaging to at least ponder how I might get this monster into my little butt.  Pondering came up with no solution how I could actually review this on myself.  I showed it to my husband to see if I could try it out on him, and he very quickly remembered he needed to go out to get the car tires rotated, and fled the house.  Running out of home-based options, I re-contacted with my gay pal (who is also into some pretty heavy S&M) to see if he wanted to review it “by proxy” and report back to me.

    Tony said “Sure! Send it over!  We’ll give it a go and let you know what we think!) A few days ago, Tony got back to me with the following report:

    “There was no way my butt could take it.  It’s just too big for even my well-trained anus to get in there. I had to find a friend that wanted a new adventure. With one call he was ready and came over that night to give it a try with me in the driver’s seat. I was anxious to see how he would respond.  It took a bit of doing to get Jason ready for insertion, but once the “big business end” made it past the sphincter, he literally squealed in delight.  This was like anal fisting, without the fist, he said.  Once I got it all the way in, I experimented with the various levels of vibration, which Jason simply adored. His moans became screams of intense pleasure. He had reached his limit within about 5 minutes and had a glorious orgasm.”

    Pros The COLT Mega is a “power bottom’s” dream . It has a unique bulbous shape that gives three distinct feelings of pleasure while the vibration functions deliver serious buzz. The material is a sturdy and firm silicone. This material takes lube very well. The handle of the toy has an ergonomic grip that keeps it in place while it is being used. There is no worry about it slipping out. Careful attention was paid to label the on and off buttons. There is a lip at the the end of the insertable portion that keep the COLT Mega from sliding too far in your body.

    Cons The COLT Mega is big. Although the package says that it has six insertable inches, the circumference gives you the stretch of your life. It starts at the largest diameter and tapers down as it enters your body. This is not a toy for newbies to anal pleasure. You will not be able to use it. A man that loves fisting and large dildos will enjoy the self pleasure aspect the COLT Mega provides.

    Product Specifications:

    • 6” x 2.25”/15.25 cm x 5.75 cm
    • Multi-functional premium Silicone vibrating probe with easy grip handle
    • 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation and escalation
    • 4 independent speeds for each function
    • Easy touch controller with LED – hold for 3 seconds to turn off
    • Silicone (probe, handle) ABS with PU Cote (cap, buttons, rim) ABS with Silver Plating (décor)
    • 4 AAA Batteries Required (Not Included)

    Conclusion This is a well made device with “power bottoms” in mind.  Give it a try (if you dare!)

    (p.s. I also told Tony to keep the toy, which he instantly re-gifted to Jason 🙂

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